We will tell you all the ways in which we could better live your life
and we promise to make you laugh one or two times a day.
Sarah Silverman’s Message to America on Gay Suicide
(I usually find Sarah Silverman to be rather tasteless and crude, and that’s coming from me, who is perpetually immature, but in this case, WORD, Sarah Silverman.)
(Source: neverforgets, via apoplecticskeptic)