We will tell you all the ways in which we could better live your life
and we promise to make you laugh one or two times a day.
My favorite thing about Björk is how her accent appears to have regressed over the span of the last two decades.
Exhibit A, shortly post-Thai reporter smackdown:
(Skip to the exquisite facial expression at 2:25.)
Exhibit B, channeling Ronald McDonald and rolling the ever-loving fuck out of her r’s:
